evil babies

Evil baby orphanages.okay me and my friend, let's call him Josh, have this thing where we have our differences, I believe that they're are famous evil babies in the evil baby orphanage, so basically I believe there is an evil baby hitler, evil baby Stalin. and my friend believes that they are all evil, no single baby eviler than the other.Josh also asked me to create a time machine, and I've been thinking how could that be done. There is two major problems with time travel, first if you do it, you have the possibility of creating the grandfather paradox, which might unravel the universe. Which would suck. The grandfather paradox being that, If I go back and kill my grandfather, how did he die, because I was never born. That just seems like a loop hole that the universe wouldn't allow. The second problem with time travel is that if it was possible, why don't we ever see any time travelers? I want to comeback to the dawn microwave popcorn, and see the downfall of stoves and the rise of microwaves! that's exactly the place in time I want to be anywhere in history. There are several types of time travel, that exclude the grandfather paradox. the first of these, is the easiest way of time traveling. We can all do it together right now, I want you to open youtube, and find a video. Then fast forward to the end of that video. You just time traveled. The second way of time travel is to move really fast...........unfortunately I don't think that was fast enough, and I might have a little bit of a headache. But if you could go really fast, like close to the speed of light fast, then suddenly you experience time as traveling at the same rate, but compared to other people, you are traveling really slowly. And if you want to go back in time, by creating a worm hole, which we do not know how to do, but theoretically some people do. So you create this worm hole, which reaches two places in the universe, one place you would move really fast, close to the speed of light. And for that end of the worm hole time is passing very very slowly, but at the other side of the worm hole time is passing totally at a normal speed. So at the end of the process, you stop the worm holes, and suddenly if you enter one side of the worm hole, you will come out dead, or come out back in time.And so my friends for the evil baby orphanages, this means everyday the universe spins without a time machine, is another day where an evil baby will be free to do their evil on our world